![]() ![]() Griff and his hench-griffs offer the customary pleasantries, inquiring after Marty's scrote, etc., and then try to convince him to do this mysterious crime that's going to end his days. Just then, Marty Jr.-who is a shambling simpleton, a sort of futuristic Ruprecht, for reasons unexplained-comes in for his afternoon bullying appointment. While Griff yells at Biff, Marty takes a sec to get clowned on by baby Elijah Wood and some other tiny jerk. Who's the Biff of Marty's generation? Who's Griff's dad? Does he look like Biff too? Or does Biff-face skip a generation? Doesn't anyone in this world ever fucking notice that there are only, like, four guys? ![]() Then another Biff comes in! Except it's not Biff, it's GRIFF, Biff's grandson! He looks exactly like Biff, just like Marty looks exactly like his own son, because everyone in this universe is infected with that Lady and the Tramp disease where all the boy babies look like the dad and all the girl babies look like the mom. Also, instead of skateboards they have these things that are exactly like skateboards except 400% more dangerous. Everyone is wearing wacky pants, the gas station is a robot, and all the cars look like poos. Like, they still mail things by having a literal guy pick them up and carry them from one place to another (lol), but the mailbox has a COMPUTER ATTACHED, so, impressive. The future is sort of like the present but more bitchin'. "Say no, NO MATTER WHAT." If Marty fails to say no, no matter what, "this one event starts a chain reaction that completely destroys your entire family." Yo, is this really a situation that justifies the use of a technology as fraught and risky as time travel? One family has kind of a crappy time for a few years? That's your emergency? Reminder: Marty and Doc go on to fuck up this "mission" so egregiously that they endanger the fabric of time and space itself. Doc gives Marty some electric shoes and this uggo future-jacket, and tells him to go to a nearby diner and pretend to be his own son and then a man named Griff will come in and ask him a question. It's raining outside and Marty is like, "ew," but then Doc is like hold up-just wait five seconds and it'll change, because I have the rain memorized for reasons unexplained. Not to worry, though, because then Doc and Marty literally throw Jennifer in the garbage. "No one should know too much about their future." Also, I thought dragging a lifeless corpse around would really speed up our important mission. "She was asking too many questions," he tells Marty. Doc Brown is like WHO IS THIS TERRIBLE PERFUMED YAPPER I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BOY MOVIE and immediately blasts her in the face with a shut-up ray. When they get to 2015, Jennifer is like, "Why am I in this flying garbage car," and Marty goes, "Uhhh, Jennifer, ummm, I don't know how to tell you this, but, you're in a time machine." So then, of course (WOMAN) literally the only thing Jennifer can think of to do when confronted with the fucking miracle of time travel is to babble incessantly about her wedding. (Yo, just a thought, but I kind of feel like it might be time to let this genetic line peter out? Marty's really the only borderline competent one out of three generations. Marty and Jennifer, you see, have to drive to the year 2015 to stop their horrible toilet children from going to prison and ruining everything. When Marty expresses concern at not having been able to tongue Jennifer, like, at all, Doc Brown says they can take her to the future too. Picking up details of the characters and their signature outfits on their visit to year 2015, the timeless Cosbaby captures Marty on the future hover board, wearing the futuristic baseball cap with skillful paint application creating shimmer effects Doc in crazy hair wearing a pair of silver visor, watches, red shirt with yellow coat, checking out the time Griff Tannen wearing a silver helmet, ready for the chase on his black hoverboard with the adjustable bat also Biff Tannen in his styling bathrobe with the Gray's Sports Almanac magazine."Back.to the FUTUBLLRRRRBRBRBRBRBRRRR!!" Each collectible measure approximately 10.5 – 12cm tall, comes with a base. Today, Hot Toys is delighted to introduce Cosbaby collectibles from Back to the Future II, featuring Marty McFly, Doc Brown, Griff Tannen, and Biff Tannen Cosbaby (S). Getting back was only the beginning! More than three decades after the first movie’s release, the Back to the Future trilogy remains a favorite among fans. Hot Toys - COSB814 - Back to the Future II - Biff Tannen Cosbaby (S)
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